Cow Party
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|Somewhere in California|
1990 May
part one “Blessed Begger”
lands to homeless man holding a sign in the road, exhausted
|kim| “Why don’t you come down from drying out up there and have a drink. Whiskey Shots for the both of us.”
|Garr| “yeah, Well’s worth more than water.”
|kim| “You know I’ve been thinking and I haven’t had better luck since you wigged out and broke your guitar. I won $40 off a $2 scratcher, and we didn’t get arrested when they stopped us
this morning…CAPS”
|Garr| “my backpack was stolen last night and I’ve only made $3.35 all day.”
|Kim| Then we got our shit off of those CATS’ at the apartments on Kole St. They said you were good luck then too.”
The day progresses, and 5 O’CLOCK orange clouds hold high. scenes of walking in worn tattered clothes.
Grey eyes.
|Narrator 1|Psychics, Mediums, and Mystics all have power coming from someplace else. God. The Devil. Some believe our ancestors leave pieces of our lives laying around like puzzle pieces.
OTHERS follow a divine light. This man has healed people. However, today this blessed beggar has felt no tidings of a Higher Power.
Scene three. Nighttime. Camera falls to show a standing luggage bag in the middle of the Shoppers’ Store PARKING LOT under a lamp. near the trashcan.
Garr runs over and opens the bag. Full of new sports/athletic wear. Ecstatic.
|Garr| “New clothes. hmm Spyder,” he says and starts to change.
Once dressed, the luggage rolls behind him, and upon exiting the parking lot, he notices a strange person standing in the turnout.
|Garr| “Are, are these your clothes?, I just found ’em.”
The man stands silent in the middle of the couldasac. He turns, showing a baseball bat in his grasp.
|Garr| “I don’t want No problems!” ha says taking off the shirt.
The figure turns around to head towards the tree shadows and he get’s in the rig with a sleeper.
The road holds now still something square and white on the ground.
Garr gathers himself once again and approaches the center of the road.
Part two “Bad Satanist”
Stuck in traffic. Shows people tipping a bum with a sign from their vehicles.
|Leek| ‘And I’ll tell you man, the Glory of our hard earned money leaves us yearning for truth behind hookers and all the other celebrity scandles, And here I am the sickest [Bleep] of all.
|other radio dj|”it’s abhorant!”
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|Leek| ‘I know it is, and that’s why I am the Anti Propaganda Actual threat right now,” Sound effects of binging and dumping. “This is my talkshow and I am, I can’t do it anymore.”
|oTher radio dj| sigh fu[BLEEP]
|Leek| sobbing “world I, I’ve, I’ve been having sex with my two year old daughter. Now, now, this is the second time I’ve told you here at 8809.kca And No one has done anything. “
|other radio dj| “the cops, they haven’t talked to you? Nothing?”
|Leek| “No. Jesus I GNAW(GAGS)WHEN I SEE THEM. wOW I, I’ve BEEN RAPING MY DAUGHTER. Manuela.
CUT’S TO KITCHEN TWO CHILDREN SETTING DOWN BOOKS FROM SCHOOL. SILENCE
MOM CLOSES THE DOOR BEHIND THEM AND SHUFFLES THROUGH THE MAIL. BOY BEGINS TAKING OFF SHIN GUARDS FROM SOCCOR. READING a letter mom starts to tremble, Dad approaches concerned.
Dad grabs the letter and begins reading.
the letter reads in gold ink upon heavy paper “Our Leaders have led through Death and through sin.
Your troubles will pass if you do shall Listen
Gather your weakest as yet the newest of kin
You will remember them since this is of Satan
show no trial upon the evenings gather
two dozen or the death of head of house hold we’re after
7pm 355 wOlden Way Pario's Manor Cuts to driveway and children slowly approaching the Front Gates. a line of cars. Camera moves between cars . all silent. one woman violently crying.
|Dad| “Don’t worry honey just be excited for your party. Wwe love. we miss” sobbing cuts of to gasp
Brightly lit hallway. Standard Table, cashbox, and stickers.
Each participant gets a bright yellow wristband. left hand, a GUMMY BEAR and A juice box full of full strength Dextromethorphan =-0
The party is a \radical audio visual experience. No corners cut. 45 minutes into the party all 24 children are no longer walking or playing. CHARACTER’S name lost
barely able to hold her head up off her elbow, SITS slouched in a walker.
2 \tEENs a Girl wearing a clear mask with makeup HOLDING a camera. The boy wears a bright red hat that says ‘Cattle Dairy’ on it with a steer.
flawlessly and POISEFULLY, the two enter the scene. her capturing the end of our beginning and His steel road steak looked almost Japanese anime sword.
|Like| “See them all, no gooder than lazy cows during the herd. They don’t even have time to catch WHAT’S, watch, listen”
Like slices through the chest of a FIVE-YEAR-OLD and drops his arm to the floor just as Girl flashes the polaroid.
A breath of air is inhaled with overt terror before the scream is heard Like removes his head. They stride through the party, trying not to mess up Girl’s makeup and decorations.
May that have been THUS. that’s why we party to grin. Plur
Garr picks up the photograph of Martizia looking like she’s not looking at the camera, revealing two dismembered bodies in the background of the picture.
Written by Andrew Quintana as the story of the scariest picture I have found =ever. t/ Trip Trash Records Triplogic.Studio Baby Radio Magic