So, There’s This Book

I found this at Wal-Mart.

So, I’m at Wal-Mart, finally; at a point in my life where I can buy something other than the benefit’s of food provided by the welfare system. I find this book on the shelf with other selling spined things. I have been incorporating leather into my wardrobe quite heavily over recent years, and, well, my family has lived where we have since two-thousand-one. Should I be flattered or concerned?